Most Embarassing Moment

OK,
I wanted to share my most embarrassing moment ever with all of my friend here at HS. See if your's is worse.

I was in 7th grade in a musical rendition of Dracula. I played Drac's arch nemisis Dr. Van Helsing. Being a musical, there was a fair amount of singing. I was slated for a solo in the first act. About 2 minutes before my song, i saw the stage manager motioning to me. He was making the dreaded "zip it up" motion. I looked down and to my dismay, my fly was wide open. I was standing directly in the view of the entire audience, so i couldn't close the barn door. My solo came up, and i was still unzipped. After the first line, i couldn't take it anymore and i zipped. Unfortunately, I was directly in front of the floor microphone. The zipper sound reveberated throughout the gym. I was mortified, but rightfully so was called "flyboy" the rest of the year.

I am anxiously awaiting a story to top this one. Enjoy!!!