.:HSTuners::::Hondas Wanted:: |
11-15-2002, 08:04 PM
|
#1 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: York
Age: 45
Posts: 2,542
|
Smart pussy...
The Wife's Cat
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing. As we was driving back into his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat farther and farther away, but the darn cat would always beat him home. At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there. Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answers: "Put that damn cat on the phone. I'm lost and I need directions!"
__________________
"Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike |
|
|
|
11-15-2002, 08:20 PM
|
#2 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
Age: 41
Posts: 3,821
|
LOL
 |
|
|
|
|
11-15-2002, 08:26 PM
|
#3 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Vancouver, Wa
Age: 44
Posts: 1,454
|
LOL
|
|
|
|
|
11-15-2002, 11:08 PM
|
#4 |
|
Insomniac Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: OR
Age: 44
Posts: 11,142
|
Haha, damn cats
__________________
1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...-- |
|
|
|
|
11-16-2002, 02:25 AM
|
#5 |
|
Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: over here
Age: 45
Posts: 17,266
|
ha ha ha ha
__________________
 
|
|
|
|
|
11-16-2002, 03:20 PM
|
#6 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The stixx
Age: 39
Posts: 1,550
|
lmao!
__________________
me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
|
|
|
|
11-16-2002, 07:47 PM
|
#7 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Calgary, AB Canada
Age: 41
Posts: 2,962
|
what's a cat?
|
|
|
|
|
11-16-2002, 09:56 PM
|
#8 |
|
Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
Age: 41
Posts: 3,821
|
i think accord needs help....
|
|
|
|
|
11-17-2002, 07:33 PM
|
#9 |
|
Posts: n/a
|
CAT is synonymous with GPS... i think i need help
 oh yeah! my doraemon is a cosmic cat! |
|
|
|
11-17-2002, 08:27 PM
|
#10 |
|
Posts: n/a
|
lol yeah that's sooo true!
 |
|
|
|
11-17-2002, 08:34 PM
|
#11 |
|
elyK
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: New Braunfels, TX
Age: 39
Posts: 3,390
|
lol
__________________
IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH |
|
|
|
|
11-17-2002, 11:54 PM
|
#12 |
|
Posts: n/a
|
lol
 |
|
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
