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DsBlu01CivEX · 11-15-2002, 08:07 PM

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming
sound coming from her daughter's bedroom.

When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the
bed with a vibrator.

'What are you doing?' she exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with
my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband.'

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a
humming sound coming from the basement. When he went
downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with
her vibrator.

'What are you doing?' he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with
my parents and this i s the closest I'll ever get to a
husband.'

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound
again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room,
she found her husband watching television with the vibrator
buzzing away beside him.

She asked, 'What are you doing?'

He replied, 'Watching the game with my son-in-law.'

ShEaNy · 11-15-2002, 08:19 PM

LOL!! these are good!

a96710 · 11-15-2002, 08:29 PM

LOL...that's hilarious

11-15-2002, 09:35 PM

LMAO thats funny.. kinda stick when you think where thats been and he's touching it.

94_AcCoRd_EX · 11-15-2002, 11:08 PM

Lol! Good one

11-15-2002, 11:59 PM

:o Funny in a sick way!

11-16-2002, 12:11 AM

lol, i heard that one before... its great

ebpda9 · 11-16-2002, 02:38 AM

11-15-2002, 08:07 PM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 45 Posts: 2,542	Son-in-law A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. 'What are you doing?' she exclaimed. The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.' Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. 'What are you doing?' he exclaimed. The daughter replied, 'I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this i s the closest I'll ever get to a husband.' A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. She asked, 'What are you doing?' He replied, 'Watching the game with my son-in-law.' __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

11-15-2002, 11:08 PM	#5
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Lol! Good one __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

11-16-2002, 02:38 AM	#8
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	LMAO __________________

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11-15-2002, 08:19 PM	#2
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	LOL!! these are good!

11-15-2002, 08:29 PM	#3
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 44 Posts: 1,454	LOL...that's hilarious

11-15-2002, 09:35 PM	#4
mt.biker Posts: n/a	LMAO thats funny.. kinda stick when you think where thats been and he's touching it.

11-15-2002, 11:59 PM	#6
juvenile Posts: n/a	:o Funny in a sick way!

11-16-2002, 12:11 AM	#7
firstgeardude Posts: n/a	lol, i heard that one before... its great