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07-04-2002, 02:09 PM
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Attention ALL Females (somewhat explicit)
> > Things Women need To Know
> > 1. 3/4 length trousers are not fashionable, > > they just look like bad > > hand-me-downs. > > 2. Long black boots and a mini skirt will > > always get a bloke's attention. > > 3. Mini skirts never went out of fashion, the > > shorter the better, the more > > you show the "beetles bonnet" the better. > > 4. Hot pants should only be worn by models, > > nobody likes to see a cellulite > > arse and thighs. > > 5. Wonderbras should carry a disappointment > > label with them, you shouldn't > > advertise a Porsche and deliver a Mini. > > 6. Glittery make-up is a pain to get off our > > knob. > > 7. Taking a handbag to the toilets > > immediately notifies the entire male > > audience that its red rag time. This is much > > appreciated as we no not to > > waste valuable drinking time chatting up > > someone > > impersonating an A&E victim. > > 8. A purse should contain money and not a > > "Bar" deflector. A bird going > > "Dutch" always gets a second date. > > 9. Smoking is not a fashion accessory or a > > turn on, so stop acting like a > > school girl and buy some mints. (school > > uniforms are still acceptable > > though). > > 10. When caught short and having a No. 2 > > whilst out on the town, remember > > to always wipe from front to back, as someone > > could be licking that later. |
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07-04-2002, 02:13 PM
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07-04-2002, 02:22 PM
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07-04-2002, 02:22 PM
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Thought Police
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: orlando florida
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haha, pretty funny
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07-04-2002, 02:31 PM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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lol
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07-04-2002, 06:57 PM
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07-04-2002, 11:52 PM
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07-05-2002, 01:15 AM
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Zoom-Zoom
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Ohio
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LOL.... Funny as always!
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07-05-2002, 07:56 AM
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Project Combat Honda
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Highland,OH
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Thats great...
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07-07-2002, 02:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: York
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goodness! u boys are funny
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