The past two days

[HondaImpaler]

Just thought I'd describe my past couple days cause I'm bored and waiting for my steaks to thaw out.

Yesterday:

Wake up at 4:30 coughing so hard I'm nearly puking.
Pack up some stuff cause I'm bored and no stores are open.
Go outside for a smoke, notice the car looks funny. Notice the car has a flat tyre.
Change the tyre and take it in for repairs.
Take my bike in to get the stator cover replaced.
Pick up my tyre.
Pick up my bike.
Bike's fucked. Buy a filter and new oil.
Change oil, not filter cause they gave me the wrong one.
Bike still fuct.
Get home and microwave some perogies.
Power surges three tymes.
Look for my owners manual for the bike. Can't find it.
Rip open all the boxes I packed earlier. Not in there.
Find it later beside all my boxes.
Have a gin and go to bed.

Today:
Wake up hoping for the best.
Go to the mall to get a Booster Juice for bfast.
They're closed.
Buy a bagel with cream cheese and cafe mocha instead.
Go to Custom and get the proper filter and more oil.
Go to Partsource and get a oil tray and replacement signal light. Oil tray is on sale. Bonus!
Get home and take the bike apart.
Oil tray is too tall, won't fit under the bike.
Go back and return the tray for a smaller one.
Smaller one is more money cause it's not on sale.
Forgot my wallet at home.
Manage to scrounge up some change from the car.
Drive home and notice a huge pterydactal shit along the whole passenger side of my car.
Do the oil/filter change and yield no positive results.
Go to the doc's to get this cough looked at. Get an inhaler. See graph of my lung capacity. (Welding and smoking bad for you? WTF)
Decide I'll buy a nice steak cause I need something good right now.
Buy some nice bbq material, and stop for a case of Rickards.
Two taste tables set up when I enter the LB. Sweet. Have a shot of some liquer and a shot of spiced rum.
Pay for my beer and drive home. And get a free Rickards glass. Nice. Finally.
Hold my beer bottle in my teeth when I'm opening the door to the apartment.
Chip my tooth.
Sit down at my computer and bitch to all of you cause my life sucks.

[KwikR6]

Dave you can have the satisfation of knowing that your graph kicks some major ass. AND you got a free Rickards glass. Plus I'll be home in july for a week in which we will get beyond wasted and puke our guts out while we play tourist trophy and eat cheesies after we walk home from the fox and hounds skipping through the parking lot arm in arm. Sound good? Good!

P.S. What do you mean your bikes fucked?

[Racing Rice]

Hell.. I think I'll come up there and bring the bike and get beyond wasted and puke my guts out with you guys. Good luck with the lung dude, that doesn't sound to healthy!

WTF happened to the Sixer?

[HondaImpaler]

well I think there's antigreesze getting mixed in tw=the the oil. so probably the head gasket. which really sucks.
one year in hjouse warranty so i'm hoping they cover it if tis's a major problem.

i've sorta eeen self medicating cause i'm piseed off so don't mined the post

[KwikR6]

A head gasket shouldn't go on a 2005 636. Lets get wasted l ike I am now

[HondaImpaler]

Man I was drunk last night.
Today I'ma quit smoking.

[Mischief]

i was drunk last night too.. today i'ma quit trying relationships

[KwikR6]

Originally Posted by HondaImpaler

Man I was drunk last night.
Today I'ma quit smoking.

Man I don't even remember posting that last night. HOLY SHIT. I got drunk

Going to quit smoking hey man? Good for you. Good luck.