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03-31-2004, 12:46 PM | #1 |
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming
> > >off the coast of Japan when > > >they noticed a whaling ship. > > > > > >The male whale recognized it as the same ship > > > that had harpooned his father many years earlier. > > > > > >He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim > > >under the ship and blow out of > > >our air holes at the same time and it should > > >cause the ship to turn over and sink." > > >They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned > > >over and quickly sank. > > > > > >Soon however, the whale realized the sailors > > >had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the > > >shore. > > >The male was enraged that they were going to > > >get away and told the female, > > >lets swim after them and gobble them up before > > >they reach the shore!" > > >At this point, he realized the female was > > >becoming reluctant to follow him. > > >Look," she said, "I went along with the blow > > >job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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03-31-2004, 12:50 PM | #2 |
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NICE.
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03-31-2004, 01:20 PM | #3 |
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Muahaha
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03-31-2004, 04:08 PM | #4 |
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Mwahahahhahhaha that made my day
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03-31-2004, 06:49 PM | #5 |
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LOL good stuff
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
03-31-2004, 06:57 PM | #6 |
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haha thats a good one
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03-31-2004, 07:01 PM | #7 |
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Hahaha... sounds like Kool-Aid to me
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03-31-2004, 07:02 PM | #8 |
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^^ WTF!
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03-31-2004, 10:29 PM | #9 |
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I've read that one before....but I still laugh at it. How could you not!?!?!?!?!
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03-31-2004, 10:39 PM | #10 |
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lol
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lmao I knew that had to be sexually related if you posted it
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WHAT ME? Ok yeah...true.
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nice!
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