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06-29-2005, 10:33 PM
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female Hormones in Beer
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Gained weight. 2) Talked excessively without making sense. 3) Became overly emotional. 4) Couldn't drive. 5) Failed to think rationally. 6) Argued over nothing. 7) Had to sit down while urinating. Cool Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. No further testing was considered necessary.
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06-29-2005, 10:43 PM
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Ass...
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06-29-2005, 10:46 PM
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I lol'ed
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06-29-2005, 10:47 PM
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lmao...that is great
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06-30-2005, 12:04 AM
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Best...mod...ever
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Bwahahaha. Truth hurts.
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06-30-2005, 12:13 AM
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nice... I guess I'll stick my bottles of wine.
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06-30-2005, 12:41 AM
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Wine = sleep for me. Two glasses and I'm ready for bed. It does give you a nice warm, fuzzy feeling, though. Plus it's good for your heart which I guess is good if you're one of those people who wants to live to be 100.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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06-30-2005, 01:31 AM
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 yeah, real cute..
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you say it best when you say nothing at all 
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06-30-2005, 02:26 AM
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hmm, that is old
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06-30-2005, 02:42 AM
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lol,can't argue the facts.
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06-30-2005, 03:47 AM
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Quote:
Keith...you seriously need to rethink your signature. That picture makes you look like you've got down's syndrome.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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06-30-2005, 10:03 AM
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He doesn't?
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06-30-2005, 10:10 AM
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I don't mean to laugh, but that's just freakin hilarious!
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06-30-2005, 02:18 PM
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hahaha, yeah its skewed all weird. I'm making a new one...
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