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10-21-2002, 05:16 PM
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answers to lifes questions
Q. Why did God give man a penis?
A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. Q.What's the difference between a paycheck and Dick? A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow yourpaycheck. Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A. Its Braille for "suck here." Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to. Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull A. lipstick Q. Why do women have breasts? A. So men will talk to them. Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A. You come in one and go in the other. Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex? A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild. A. Money. Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After 5 years your job will still suck. Q. What's the best thing about a blow job? A. Ten minutes of silence. Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. *i didnt write this* i just laughed at it
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10-21-2002, 05:21 PM
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Re: answers to lifes questions
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Ok...the first one is one of my BIGGEST pet peeves. UGH that drives me nuts. Do you guys realize they AREN'T what is talking back???? I really think that some guys think boobs talk.   As for the second...yes money drives me wild hehehehehehe 
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10-21-2002, 05:33 PM
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Repost Wagon
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lmao chris
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10-21-2002, 05:37 PM
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That's hilarious
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10-21-2002, 06:25 PM
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LOL....some are so true...
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10-21-2002, 06:33 PM
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Those are good
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10-21-2002, 06:39 PM
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Re: answers to lifes questions
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Chris those are dam funny starting from the top Sadly this is our ony tool to shut them up Poor man! So true, if they didn't have breasts what good would they be? We all need more silence, bring it on! |
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10-21-2002, 06:42 PM
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Re: Re: answers to lifes questions
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   geez Rob could your testostone shine through any more???? goodness!
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10-21-2002, 06:45 PM
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Re: Re: Re: answers to lifes questions
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I really dont think it could, I'll try harder next time. |
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Re: answers to lifes questions
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LMAO
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