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Damn you Texas!
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/05/ch...eut/index.html
So for anyone who hasn't seen, Texas has passed a bill banning "sexy" cheerleading. What the fuck? How can cheerleading not be sexy? Throw a bunch of girls into tiny outfits and make them do high kicks and I challenge you to not get a rise out of a good amount of men. Combined with the fact that there is literally no accepted basis for what constitutes "sexy" cheerleading as opposed to the...ummmm....normal kind, this thing is total horseshit. When I'm in charge every field in the NFL is going to be equipped stripper poles for your halftime enjoyment. Ok...maybe not, but still...it's obvious that lawmakers in Texas have WAY too much time on their hands. Those bastards need to remember that if we outlawed everything offensive, there wouldn't even BE a Texas. So here's to Texas lawmakers...forever on the zenith of educational reform. 
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05-14-2005, 01:09 AM
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steve when you come in power, can you put me in charge on overseeing the destruction of that state?
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05-14-2005, 01:11 AM
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Wow, you're assuming you'd still be alive, Darin?
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05-14-2005, 01:40 AM
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Actually I'll be overseeing that project personally. I may just give it back to Mexico. Then again...they probably wouldn't want it. You can take out West Virginia. Cases of Rickets would practically disappear.
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05-14-2005, 01:41 AM
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Re: Damn you Texas!
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nice html, homie.  Oh, and when Steven rules the world, he already said I get to have a badass role! We haven't decide WHAT role exactly, but it's gonna be ooberness! Er, Uberness, right? 
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05-14-2005, 01:42 AM
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And you STILL don't answer your IMs!
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whhhaaa i thought the dallas cowboys had hot cheerleaders?
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Re: Re: Damn you Texas!
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I think you mean UBB...not HTML. 
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05-14-2005, 01:49 AM
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Isn't it the same thing?
[ i ] ksdjgkldjl [ / i ] ?? Either way, lets say I win.
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05-14-2005, 01:54 AM
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Different brackets. <> for HTML. [] for UBB.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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05-14-2005, 02:56 AM
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But when you're on say..Xanga, it's still < i > hdfjksdhg < / i > . So even though it does the same thing, it's just called differently?
 Now I know why I don't have a blog.
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