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11-08-2004, 07:55 AM
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another monday morning joke
a man is taking a piss in a public bathroom. when a short little man walks in and starts to take a piss in the urinal next to him. to the guys amazement the short fello has a HUGE cock.
the man say to the short fello:"I cant help but stare. you got the biggest cock i have ever seen or heard of." the short fello replys:"im a lepracon and we all have huge cocks." the man replys:"man i wish i could have a huge wang like you." the short fello replys:"well its your luckie day. i can grant one wish per person for today only. if you want a huge wang like me, just let me fuck you up the ass." the tall man stands and thinks about it then says fine i want to have a huge wang. so the short fello starts to bang him up the ass. the the tall man looks back and says i cant believe im letting you fuck me up the ass. the short fello replies:"i cant beleive you still believe im a lepracon."
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11-08-2004, 08:59 AM
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lol
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11-08-2004, 01:43 PM
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Ugh
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11-08-2004, 02:57 PM
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lmao
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11-08-2004, 03:06 PM
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maxim magizine is where i saw that one
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11-08-2004, 06:43 PM
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yup, got to love the mag.
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11-08-2004, 08:31 PM
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the best thing to happen to men since women!!!
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A very good quote : " I have many vices in my life, and those keep me from perfection, and not being perfect makes me a human being with morals" -Anonymous |
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11-08-2004, 09:10 PM
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maxim > beer / cars?
Damn, that chit must really be good... funny joke btw, kinda nasty.. but funny.
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