Your Most Embarrasing Moment

[nonovurbizniz]

I don't really have a good one... but I've seen a bunch...

I was at a local arcade where all the homeboys would come show their new ricerockets (bikes) off.. (just about all from ill-begotten drug dealing money).... ANYWAY.. this kid JUST got his bike... and was going off about how it was SOOO much cooler than all his buddies bikes... he goes to do a burnout/wheelie... WHOLE bike comes out from between his legs and dumps onto the handle bars TOTALLY smashing the guages and bars.... there's NO way he drove that thing home... it was F'd up BAD...

another good one was when this one kid who always tried to mess with people when he got drunk got his a$$ handed to him by just about the smallest kid in the school... then the smallest kid ran up and sucker punched him in the eye while the other little guy had him in a headlock... I missed it but it was the talk of the h.s for a LONG time... needless to say the d1ck had a change of attitude.

Mine would have been doing a burnout drunk while smoking a joint up a oneway outlet for the cambridge police dept. with my gf and buddy in the car.... but I got off so it kinda made me the man instead.