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07-08-2003, 04:43 PM
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Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!
Mother-In-law
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, or they can just bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker is shocked and asks, "Are you sure? That's a lot of Money and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead, and well, I just can't take that kind of chance." The Best "Dear John" Letter ever A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky |
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07-08-2003, 04:48 PM
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LMFAO
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07-08-2003, 05:02 PM
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Re: Jokes! Jokes! Jokes!
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Omg, that is awesome! Now I need to get a girlfriend and get her to dump me so I can use it! |
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07-08-2003, 05:04 PM
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lol.... those are great
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07-08-2003, 06:28 PM
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07-08-2003, 09:11 PM
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 ...love the last one |
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07-09-2003, 12:09 AM
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like the last one...its great
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