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Old 05-08-2003, 09:36 PM   #1
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Ladies we gotta watch what kind of drinks we order

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.



Hmmm....all I drink are mixed drinks and shots really.
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Old 05-08-2003, 10:54 PM   #2
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I like it alll lol j/k
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Old 05-08-2003, 10:59 PM   #3
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So...let me know when you're drunk eh haha
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Old 05-08-2003, 11:07 PM   #4
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Ahaha, I think that rings true with a lot of girls
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Old 05-08-2003, 11:57 PM   #5
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Old 05-09-2003, 01:55 AM   #6
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that's dead on....if i do say so myself
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Old 05-09-2003, 04:11 PM   #7
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girls that like beer....
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Old 05-09-2003, 05:04 PM   #8
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I do Mixed Drinks and Wine... based on that, it IS pretty correct.
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Old 05-09-2003, 11:42 PM   #9
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what does it say for a girl that doesnt drink? its not that i am against it its just that i dont like the taste of any alcohol..
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Old 05-10-2003, 11:11 AM   #10
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Now, I'm with you on that one. I don't really 'like' the taste, but when I drink, those things above are what I choose. I probably drink maybe once a month at the most.

The only thing I DO like the taste of is anything Pina Colada...hand me that, the rest of the night is going to be a blur. Needless to say, I try to stay away from those.
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Old 05-12-2003, 01:30 PM   #11
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I like the taste of a few drinks, but alcohol just isn't my thing for the fact that I can't handle it at all. A little bit of anything and I'm all :o and I hate that..
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Old 05-23-2003, 03:29 PM   #12
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that really is dead on... I used to work in a bar/grille and spend everynight at a local bar in boston afterwards...

1 of the bartenders actually broke it down very similar to that one night.

although there are lots of girls who break the mold just cuz they drink what tastes good...

I like girlie blender drinks... cuz they taste good. it's like desert.
but when I drink rum&coke liit or occaisionally guiness.
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