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Whiteclipse99 · 06-09-2003, 09:10 AM

A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap in the hammock by the lake. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a distance, anchors and continues to read her bookundisturbed.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman andsays, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading," she says.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up," the warden continues. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," she says. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true," she says, "but you have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Accord Man · 06-09-2003, 10:26 AM

LOL.. I heard this a couple of years ago.. Good one!

I just dont argue with women altogether..

06-09-2003, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by Accord Man
LOL.. I heard this a couple of years ago.. Good one!

I just dont argue with women altogether..

Prolly good thinking.

06-09-2003, 09:10 AM	#1
Whiteclipse99 4th Gear Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York, Pa Age: 44 Posts: 952	Women are so clever (joke) A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap in the hammock by the lake. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a distance, anchors and continues to read her bookundisturbed. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up along side the woman andsays, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading," she says. "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up," the warden continues. "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," she says. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true," she says, "but you have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. __________________ Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane. -- Robert Orben

06-09-2003, 10:26 AM	#2
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 42 Posts: 5,698	LOL.. I heard this a couple of years ago.. Good one! I just dont argue with women altogether.. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

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