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Old 12-11-2002, 10:00 PM   #1
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differences...

what's the difference between a woman and a computer ?
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Old 12-11-2002, 10:07 PM   #2
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A woman won't accept a 3 1/2" floppy.

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Old 12-11-2002, 10:17 PM   #3
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A woman won't accept a 3 1/2" floppy.



close but not the right answer :o
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Old 12-11-2002, 10:31 PM   #4
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Damn, you've got me then.
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Old 12-11-2002, 10:34 PM   #5
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Hmm I will give this one a few tries...

Computers are easy to turn on
Computers are reliable
Computers don't remember everything you ever saved
You can't hit a woman to make her work
You can't, unfortunately, reformat a woman to your specifications
You can't adjust the volume of a woman


Thats all I got now...
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Old 12-11-2002, 10:35 PM   #6
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Any computer will accept hondaman-iac
It takes a special woman to accept him though. haha
just messin
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Old 12-11-2002, 10:46 PM   #7
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Any computer will accept hondaman-iac
It takes a special woman to accept him though. haha
just messin


shut up you !!!! he is right thou.
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Old 12-11-2002, 11:14 PM   #8
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haha I could see right through you!
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Old 12-12-2002, 01:29 AM   #9
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Old 12-12-2002, 07:59 AM   #10
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What's the answer?


I like yours the best!
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Old 12-12-2002, 12:45 PM   #11
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Better yet what's the same????


MOORE'S LAW

every 6 months yours doesn't seem as cool as when it was brand new and you want an upgrade.
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Old 12-12-2002, 12:59 PM   #12
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Iwould think the answer is...

If your computer acts up...Alt, Ctrl, Del that biyich!
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Old 12-12-2002, 02:38 PM   #13
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ok i guess i'll let the cat out of the bag:


The computer is the only onw who will accept a thing tha't only 3.5" long and called floppy
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Old 12-12-2002, 03:46 PM   #14
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Ummm 94 accord basically gave the same answer just worded differently....I see someone needs to take english!
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Ummm 94 accord basically gave the same answer just worded differently....I see someone needs to take english!



hmm i think i said he was way too close but not the right answer junior
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Old 12-12-2002, 05:00 PM   #16
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ok i guess i'll let the cat out of the bag:


The computer is the only onw who will accept a thing tha't only 3.5" long and called floppy


Blah, whatever, you know I was right

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Old 12-12-2002, 10:06 PM   #17
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Blah, whatever, you know I was right


Ditto! Dude...hondaman...you
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Old 12-15-2002, 07:51 AM   #18
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Re: differences...

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what's the difference between a woman and a computer ?


Bikini-clad computers don't give me a woody...
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Old 12-15-2002, 07:27 PM   #19
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your computer doesn't need to shave to look good.
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Old 12-24-2002, 02:15 AM   #20
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