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Old 05-25-2004, 02:22 PM   #1
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Another Cheezy Joke...

A little guy goes into a elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy
> >>standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
> >>looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch
> penis, 2
> >>pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
> >>The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels
> down
> >>and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you
> >>alright?"
> >>
> >>In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what
> EXACTLY did
> >>you say?"
> >>The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured
> I'd
> >>just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always
> asks me.
> >>I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left
> >>testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
> >>
> >>The! little guy then said "thank God, I thought you said turn around".
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Old 05-25-2004, 02:31 PM   #2
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LMAO!
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Old 05-25-2004, 02:58 PM   #3
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ahhaha lmao
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Old 05-25-2004, 03:28 PM   #4
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veeerrryyy cheezy...but still amusing.......
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Old 05-25-2004, 04:26 PM   #5
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hhahaa poor little dude
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Old 05-25-2004, 05:41 PM   #6
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Old 05-25-2004, 06:15 PM   #7
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OMG that was the best one i've heard in a long time.
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