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08-03-2006, 02:25 PM
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so at the bar last night....
I walked into a local sports bar about quarte till 10 pm last night. I sat down next to this hot blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 o'clock news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
This hot blonde looked over at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" I said, "You know, I bet he will." She replied, "Well, I bet he won't." I placed $50 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as this super hot blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $50 to me, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." I told her, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." I took the money off the bar and left.....
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08-03-2006, 05:07 PM
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bahahahaha i needed that
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08-03-2006, 05:26 PM
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I liked that. Good joke.
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08-03-2006, 05:54 PM
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haha good one
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08-03-2006, 08:43 PM
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hahahah that's friggen hilarious. i like it
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08-03-2006, 11:30 PM
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How would he jump twice?
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08-04-2006, 04:21 AM
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^ are you a blonde? if so that makes the thread even funnier. hahahahahahaha
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08-04-2006, 09:12 PM
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Haha, stupid broad.
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