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GT40FIED · 12-18-2003, 04:32 PM

Ok....when I'm at school I don't drive the Mustang. I've got a bone stock piece of shit '01 GMC Sonoma (4.3L 190hp V6, 3.42 gears, 4400lbs). Out late earlier this week I pull up on a light and up rolls this late model Camaro SS. I glanced over just kinda looking around while waiting for the light and this kid's looking at me and revs his engine. I'm like "WTF...are you some kinda bully goin around picking on cars you'll obviously beat?". So I figure fine, I'll bite. So I'll lose but it'll be to a lighter car with a lot more hp. Light turns green and I actually got a bit of a jump because he didn't hook very well. When he did hook I expected he'd pass me like I was in reverse. Apparently this wasn't the case. By the time he hooked I was a goo car to car and a half in front of him and made that up super quick. But then I notice I'm pulling on him again....WTF? Apparently he missed 2nd and went straight to 3rd. Even then I figure I'm gonna be toast . Wrong again. As soon as he pulls even with me going full bore the moron missed 4th and went straight to 5th. I just about died laughing when I shut it down around 70mph (this was a 40mph zone) and his nose was at my door. For no reason should I have beaten this car other than the owner was apparently a complete tool. So he gets my 2003 "world's worst driver" award.

black95gs-t · 12-18-2003, 05:17 PM

That is the funniest race I have heard about in a while. That is even worse than the 2001 SS Camaro and the bone stock 95 DX Civic from when I was in High School. AWESOME KILL!!!!!! I bet he was pretty demoralized after that.

J

ebpda9 · 12-21-2003, 11:53 AM

lol, that's great

12-21-2003, 12:00 PM

haha...I love when that happens...sort of. I kinda feel sorry for the guys.

I've "raced" plenty of V8 Mustangs and Firebirds and other cars that should clearly accelerate faster than me. But there are a lot of kids out there who get their hands on these quick cars with manual transmissions, but never learn how to speed shift...

Now, I don't have that problem in my car since it's an automatic, so light turns green, I take off while the other guy is slipping his clutch like mad, trying not to spin his tires. We're accelerating in 1st gear, he's gaining on me very quickly, gets to my front wheel then shifts. Several people have done this, and their shift takes them 2 or 3 seconds! In that time, their car is slowing its acceleration while I'm continuing to accelerate. They finally catch the next gear and again, gain on me like crazy. They get to my front wheel and shift again, just as slowly as before....

People need to learn to shift

MAXed Out · 01-04-2004, 12:07 AM

silver · 01-05-2004, 05:21 AM

how do you miss 2nd and 4th? i think he was just an idiot, even if he decided to odd shift he'd still have the tq to pull on you. probably got the brake and clutch confused, or he only has one foot.

01-18-2004, 11:03 PM

thats the best story i heard of in 2004...im sure more stories with morons like that will come up this year

esthirteen · 01-19-2004, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver
how do you miss 2nd and 4th? i think he was just an idiot, even if he decided to odd shift he'd still have the tq to pull on you. probably got the brake and clutch confused, or he only has one foot.

yea, i thought that was kind of wierd. How do you just not shift to 2nd or 4th? and go straight to the other gears? Like silver said, he must of only had one leg.

GT40FIED · 01-19-2004, 03:05 PM

In thought that was strange too. At first I thought maybe he was handicapping it...thinking that he could still beat me by doing that. But every time he shifted his transmission made horrible noises. The world may never know.

CD5Passion · 01-20-2004, 11:29 AM

lmao one foot
I shift fast in my car and it's a f2cking accord, has anyone seen the length of the shifter on a 96 accord..disgustingly long

goes to show that some people should just not drive a manual thats for sure

02-13-2004, 11:57 PM

maybe this race really never happened to mr. gt40fied

GT40FIED · 02-14-2004, 03:40 AM

Great...a newbie prick who thinks I post BS just because I drive a domestic and post on a Honda board. Maybe it didn't happen? Maybe you should shut your f@cking mouth. Like I said...I have no clue what his guy was doing...there may very well have been something wrong with his car...but I don't go around racing other folks when my car's got problems so he deserved what he got. Now, if you please, quite posting your irrelevent bullshit in all of my threads.

black95gs-t · 02-14-2004, 03:22 PM

nonovurbizniz · 02-15-2004, 01:03 AM

I SMOKED a 00 BMW 3 series on the highway... he was trying and everything... pounding on his sterring wheel and what not...

I have NO idea how it's possible... even a 318 should beat my ass on the highway...

Odd things in the world we live in.

02-15-2004, 11:02 PM

LOL That has to be the best race for you ever!

02-23-2004, 08:49 PM

i think mr gt40fied should come to arizona and show me how to race since he never gets beat pretty funny if you ask me oh and by the way prick i drive domestic and import and im sure you dont even drive yet so if you want me to shut up just come on over to arizona and show us all how how to never lose or in your case possibly never win isnt that the real truth.

GT40FIED · 02-23-2004, 10:17 PM

Oh jeez...another one. Yes, please let me come all the way to AZ just because you can't drive for shit.

Next time you sit down in a 650+hp car and drive it right, you come back and tell me how much you lose. This particular post is a rarety...I don't usually race the truck. Yes, I've been beaten a few times in this truck because it's piece of shit and because, seriously, who typically revs at a truck? As for not posting any and every time I lose a race...last I knew this was a KILL forum...not a loss forum. I don't drive yet? WTF? That'd be pretty sad if a 22 year old didn't drive. I think the "real truth", as you put it, is that you're pissed that a strictly domestic driver can come here and show up little pissant pricks like you with a faster car and more relevent posts. So gimme a call when your daily driver hits over 600hp and then we can talk.

03-09-2004, 10:41 AM

....And with that, I bid you all a good

THREAD CLOSED.

12-18-2003, 04:32 PM	#1
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Ladies and gentlemen...I give you the world's worst driver Ok....when I'm at school I don't drive the Mustang. I've got a bone stock piece of shit '01 GMC Sonoma (4.3L 190hp V6, 3.42 gears, 4400lbs). Out late earlier this week I pull up on a light and up rolls this late model Camaro SS. I glanced over just kinda looking around while waiting for the light and this kid's looking at me and revs his engine. I'm like "WTF...are you some kinda bully goin around picking on cars you'll obviously beat?". So I figure fine, I'll bite. So I'll lose but it'll be to a lighter car with a lot more hp. Light turns green and I actually got a bit of a jump because he didn't hook very well. When he did hook I expected he'd pass me like I was in reverse. Apparently this wasn't the case. By the time he hooked I was a goo car to car and a half in front of him and made that up super quick. But then I notice I'm pulling on him again....WTF? Apparently he missed 2nd and went straight to 3rd. Even then I figure I'm gonna be toast . Wrong again. As soon as he pulls even with me going full bore the moron missed 4th and went straight to 5th. I just about died laughing when I shut it down around 70mph (this was a 40mph zone) and his nose was at my door. For no reason should I have beaten this car other than the owner was apparently a complete tool. So he gets my 2003 "world's worst driver" award. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

12-18-2003, 05:17 PM	#2
black95gs-t Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Southern Cali Age: 42 Posts: 728	That is the funniest race I have heard about in a while. That is even worse than the 2001 SS Camaro and the bone stock 95 DX Civic from when I was in High School. AWESOME KILL!!!!!! I bet he was pretty demoralized after that. J __________________ LOONEY TUNES!!!! "Hearts and minds gents.... And if that doesn't work, two in the heart and one in the mind." "Life sucks.....so drop your pants and let the good times roll!" Mycivicjust8u

12-21-2003, 11:53 AM	#3
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lol, that's great __________________

01-04-2004, 12:07 AM	#5
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01-05-2004, 05:21 AM	#6
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12-21-2003, 12:00 PM	#4
denzien Posts: n/a	haha...I love when that happens...sort of. I kinda feel sorry for the guys. I've "raced" plenty of V8 Mustangs and Firebirds and other cars that should clearly accelerate faster than me. But there are a lot of kids out there who get their hands on these quick cars with manual transmissions, but never learn how to speed shift... Now, I don't have that problem in my car since it's an automatic, so light turns green, I take off while the other guy is slipping his clutch like mad, trying not to spin his tires. We're accelerating in 1st gear, he's gaining on me very quickly, gets to my front wheel then shifts. Several people have done this, and their shift takes them 2 or 3 seconds! In that time, their car is slowing its acceleration while I'm continuing to accelerate. They finally catch the next gear and again, gain on me like crazy. They get to my front wheel and shift again, just as slowly as before.... People need to learn to shift

01-18-2004, 11:03 PM	#7
MugenPoweredLude Posts: n/a	thats the best story i heard of in 2004...im sure more stories with morons like that will come up this year

01-19-2004, 03:05 PM	#9
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	In thought that was strange too. At first I thought maybe he was handicapping it...thinking that he could still beat me by doing that. But every time he shifted his transmission made horrible noises. The world may never know. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

01-20-2004, 11:29 AM	#10
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	lmao one foot I shift fast in my car and it's a f2cking accord, has anyone seen the length of the shifter on a 96 accord..disgustingly long goes to show that some people should just not drive a manual thats for sure __________________

02-13-2004, 11:57 PM	#11
ray369 Posts: n/a	maybe this race really never happened to mr. gt40fied

02-14-2004, 03:40 AM	#12
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Great...a newbie prick who thinks I post BS just because I drive a domestic and post on a Honda board. Maybe it didn't happen? Maybe you should shut your f@cking mouth. Like I said...I have no clue what his guy was doing...there may very well have been something wrong with his car...but I don't go around racing other folks when my car's got problems so he deserved what he got. Now, if you please, quite posting your irrelevent bullshit in all of my threads. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

02-14-2004, 03:22 PM	#13
black95gs-t Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Southern Cali Age: 42 Posts: 728	__________________ LOONEY TUNES!!!! "Hearts and minds gents.... And if that doesn't work, two in the heart and one in the mind." "Life sucks.....so drop your pants and let the good times roll!" Mycivicjust8u

02-15-2004, 01:03 AM	#14
nonovurbizniz Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ECUSA Age: 47 Posts: 2,693	I SMOKED a 00 BMW 3 series on the highway... he was trying and everything... pounding on his sterring wheel and what not... I have NO idea how it's possible... even a 318 should beat my ass on the highway... Odd things in the world we live in. __________________ I am an A$$hole... take anything I say to heart at YOUR OWN RISK...

02-15-2004, 11:02 PM	#15
BlvdKing Posts: n/a	LOL That has to be the best race for you ever!

02-23-2004, 08:49 PM	#16
ray369 Posts: n/a	i think mr gt40fied should come to arizona and show me how to race since he never gets beat pretty funny if you ask me oh and by the way prick i drive domestic and import and im sure you dont even drive yet so if you want me to shut up just come on over to arizona and show us all how how to never lose or in your case possibly never win isnt that the real truth.

02-23-2004, 10:17 PM	#17
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Oh jeez...another one. Yes, please let me come all the way to AZ just because you can't drive for shit. Next time you sit down in a 650+hp car and drive it right, you come back and tell me how much you lose. This particular post is a rarety...I don't usually race the truck. Yes, I've been beaten a few times in this truck because it's piece of shit and because, seriously, who typically revs at a truck? As for not posting any and every time I lose a race...last I knew this was a KILL forum...not a loss forum. I don't drive yet? WTF? That'd be pretty sad if a 22 year old didn't drive. I think the "real truth", as you put it, is that you're pissed that a strictly domestic driver can come here and show up little pissant pricks like you with a faster car and more relevent posts. So gimme a call when your daily driver hits over 600hp and then we can talk. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

03-09-2004, 10:41 AM	#18
Matrix Posts: n/a	....And with that, I bid you all a good THREAD CLOSED.

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