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03-10-2003, 03:21 PM | #1 |
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What Men Really Mean
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical". "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra." "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?" "HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING". Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty darn soon." "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works." "I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?" "I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me." "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse." "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving already." "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again." "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Means: "I make the mess, she cleans it up." "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, it will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt." |
03-10-2003, 05:19 PM | #2 |
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Ahaha, most of those are right on
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03-10-2003, 05:26 PM | #3 |
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Yeah , sum of those some one must have picked from my brain
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03-11-2003, 12:48 AM | #4 | |
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Re: What Men Really Mean
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03-11-2003, 10:24 AM | #5 |
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funny...girls know all this stuff runs through guys brains and yet we still want to have boyfriends. I just don't get it!
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03-11-2003, 11:15 AM | #6 |
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lol sounds good to me
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03-11-2003, 01:57 PM | #7 |
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ROFL. Those are great. So true. The best is when I will be driving with a guy and he will clearly be lost but WON'T pull over. I went up to New Hampshire with a friend and it was only a 3 hour drive up there. BUT, on the way home at some point he got lost and I realized that when I get home and it seemed as though I was missing 2 hours in time. I passed out on the way home so I had no clue and he didn't tell me.
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03-11-2003, 05:30 PM | #8 |
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hahaah.. thats good
THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. these are the best |
03-11-2003, 07:43 PM | #9 | |
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good stuff...lol |
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