Complications of getting older.

At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old
woman. Because her new husband is so old the
woman decides that on their wedding night
they should have separate bedrooms.

She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert
himself. After the wedding festivities she prepares
herself for bed and for the knock on the door she
is expecting.

Sure enough the knock comes and there is her
groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal
union and all goes well whereupon he takes his
leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep
for the night.

After a few minutes there's a knock on the door
and there old Morris is again ready for more
action.

Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling
which is again successful after which the octogenarian
bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and
is close to sleep, for the third time when there is
another knock at the door and there he is again
fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.

Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As
they're laying in afterglow the young bride says
to him, "I am really impressed that a man your
age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've
been with guys less than half your age who were
only good for one time. You're a great lover Morris."

Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says,
"I was here already?"


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An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde
stewardess.

The route they were flying had a stay-over in
another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the
stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat,
shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was
preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new
stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at
the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get
out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here,"she cried, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, 'Do Not Disturb!'"

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