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07-06-2002, 01:07 AM

Sherlock Holmes and his eternal companion, Dr. Watson, go on a camping trip. Midway through the day, they stop by a stream and notice some animal tracks. Holmes looks down, and says, "Watson, what do these tracks tell you?"
Watson looks at the tracks and says, "a small fox went by here, male, with a limp is it's left rear leg. Why, what do they tell you?"
Holmes smirks and says, "well done, but you didn't notice the other track partially destroyed by the fox track.... it was chasing a field mouse."
At the end of the day, they make camp and go to sleep. AT midnight, Holmes wakes up and reaches over and wakes up Watson.
"Watson," Holmes says, "what do you see?"
Watson murmers, "I see thousands and thousands of stars."
Holmes nods, and says, "and what does that tell you?"
Watson takes a deep breath and says, "astrologically, it tells me Piecies is visable and that we're looking at the north. Meteorologically, it tells me everything is clear and we should have a nice day tomorrow. Theologically, it tells me God is powerful and beautiful." He pauses for a breath. "Why? What does it tell YOU?"
Holmes says, "Watson, you bloody idiot, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent!"

ebpda9 · 07-06-2002, 01:13 AM

it's kind of old but still funny

94_AcCoRd_EX · 07-06-2002, 02:10 AM

Hmm...

07-06-2002, 09:53 PM

thats pretty good the democrats used that as the opener to a campaign speech where they were tellin people that you must state the obvious

Grip72 · 07-06-2002, 10:02 PM

I think it sucks

07-07-2002, 01:17 AM

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07-06-2002, 01:07 AM	#1
juvenile Posts: n/a	Clean joke for once (Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holms) Sherlock Holmes and his eternal companion, Dr. Watson, go on a camping trip. Midway through the day, they stop by a stream and notice some animal tracks. Holmes looks down, and says, "Watson, what do these tracks tell you?" Watson looks at the tracks and says, "a small fox went by here, male, with a limp is it's left rear leg. Why, what do they tell you?" Holmes smirks and says, "well done, but you didn't notice the other track partially destroyed by the fox track.... it was chasing a field mouse." At the end of the day, they make camp and go to sleep. AT midnight, Holmes wakes up and reaches over and wakes up Watson. "Watson," Holmes says, "what do you see?" Watson murmers, "I see thousands and thousands of stars." Holmes nods, and says, "and what does that tell you?" Watson takes a deep breath and says, "astrologically, it tells me Piecies is visable and that we're looking at the north. Meteorologically, it tells me everything is clear and we should have a nice day tomorrow. Theologically, it tells me God is powerful and beautiful." He pauses for a breath. "Why? What does it tell YOU?" Holmes says, "Watson, you bloody idiot, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent!"

07-06-2002, 01:13 AM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	it's kind of old but still funny __________________

07-06-2002, 02:10 AM	#3
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07-06-2002, 09:53 PM	#4
90civiclxryder Posts: n/a	thats pretty good the democrats used that as the opener to a campaign speech where they were tellin people that you must state the obvious

07-06-2002, 10:02 PM	#5
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	I think it sucks