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Old 04-22-2004, 03:23 AM   #1
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A Husband's Gift

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer
> lingerie for his wife.- He is shown several possibilities that range
> from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He
> opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie
> home.
>
> >
> >He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on
> and model it for him.
> >
> >Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it
> might as well be nothing. I'll not put it on, do the modeling naked
> and return it the next day and get a $500 refund for myself.
>
> >
> >So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
> >
> >The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at
> least iron it!"
> >
> >Funeral Services are pending
> ************************************************** **


What do you guys think? FUnny isn't it?
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Old 04-22-2004, 04:37 AM   #2
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:05 AM   #3
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What's true?
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:26 AM   #4
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Sooooo soooo true.
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Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me.

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Old 04-22-2004, 07:58 AM   #5
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Hahahah that is so true.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:58 AM   #6
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lol... That's good.
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Old 04-22-2004, 08:29 AM   #7
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:23 AM   #8
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:20 PM   #9
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I've got lots more...you guys will love em...
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Old 04-22-2004, 10:21 PM   #10
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hook us up, btw if my wife went to return it for 500$ next time we were having sex i'd stick it up her ass without lube. If she bitched about it, id say i thought thats what the 500 just bought me.
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Old 04-23-2004, 12:34 AM   #11
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HA ha ha...thats funny. Lemme know how that turns out if it ever happens...
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Old 04-23-2004, 12:44 AM   #12
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haha at the joke not rob
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