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Old 11-08-2004, 08:07 AM   #1
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monday morning joke

a man, who was having problems sexually satisfying his wife. went to a friend named Bubba. who is the ladies man type and asked him "how do you please your wemon so good?"

bubba replied " i just pull my cock out, smack on the dresser till its num and i can make love for hours."

the man replied" thanks, ill try this."

the next day his wife is in the shower. so he pulls out his cock and starts to smack on the dresser to num it.

he wife yells out the shower, "Bubba is that you?"
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:05 AM   #2
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ha ha ha
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Old 11-08-2004, 02:42 PM   #3
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Old 11-08-2004, 03:58 PM   #4
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ouch damn thats bad
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Old 11-08-2004, 04:05 PM   #5
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thats where that is from
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Old 11-08-2004, 07:48 PM   #6
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^Actually out of the the Maxium mag.
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