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03-01-2005, 09:34 AM
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this joke was to good.....
A guy was flying down the road one day and noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled him over and asked,"What's the hurry?" He replied, "I'm late for work." What do you do?" said the cop, he responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What does a rectum stretcher do?" He said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide. The cop asked him, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" He simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."
muahahahaaha! it was to good for joke of the day thread. imo.
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03-01-2005, 11:56 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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03-01-2005, 12:35 PM
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lol
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03-01-2005, 02:24 PM
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lmfao too funny
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03-01-2005, 02:50 PM
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haha, that is funny.
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03-01-2005, 03:06 PM
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 ....but a repost!
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03-01-2005, 03:24 PM
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HAHAH THATS GREAT!!!!
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03-01-2005, 04:54 PM
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Still love it.
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03-07-2005, 12:09 AM
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That's almost disturbing..but good. hahah
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