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Old 10-01-2004, 12:21 AM   #1
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:28 AM   #2
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:29 AM   #3
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hahahah those are all fucking great!
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:32 AM   #4
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:53 AM   #5
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i think I liked the Mclaren F1 one the best it made me -a f16 tried to race me lol- fucking wonderful
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:56 AM   #6
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Old 10-01-2004, 02:26 AM   #7
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lmao everyone of those was hillarious
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Old 10-01-2004, 02:30 AM   #8
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^ So Darin's got the Boondock Saints avatar and now it's in your sig. Hehe. Now it's the cool thing to do. Now all I need to do is tattoo "and the American way" on my hand in latin and I'll fit right in. But then again that's probably not that funny unless you know latin.
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Old 10-01-2004, 02:34 AM   #9
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haha I didnt even look at darins avatar before I just knew it was different from his stuffed weiner. Yeah yeah make of me if you wish. I do like the words truth and justice though and they look good in latin. They look alright in gaelic too. K now im just rambling........ Hi I wouldnt want the word american tattooed on me, isnt that just derived from some guys last name anyway?
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:58 AM   #10
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haha I didnt even look at darins avatar before I just knew it was different from his stuffed weiner. Yeah yeah make of me if you wish. I do like the words truth and justice though and they look good in latin. They look alright in gaelic too. K now im just rambling........ Hi I wouldnt want the word american tattooed on me, isnt that just derived from some guys last name anyway?


Hey now...I wasn't making fun. More like poking fun. I grew up with a father who was fluent in latin...so I pick up on it a bit quicker. And yes..."America" is sort of a derivitive of Amerigo Vespucci's name. I'm not exactly sure why...he didn't come here until 1499...7 years after Columbus. Then again...the Chinese found their way here in 1420. It doesn't get much more off topic than this folks.
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Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me.

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Old 10-01-2004, 06:26 AM   #12
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Old 10-01-2004, 08:02 AM   #13
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Old 10-01-2004, 11:18 AM   #14
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Old 10-02-2004, 05:43 AM   #19
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So True.

The part about Monte Carlos... well... it's true. There is a 90% chance that every Monte Carlo pulled over is in fact stolen. In fact, it's almost a dead give-away if the owner replies " it ain't stolen, yo". This especially applies to the Super Sport model. Which, as far as Im concerned, invites an automatic beatdown along with the insertion of the 22"+ rims that the "defendant" has attached to said Monte Carlo, into his colon.
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Old 10-05-2004, 09:42 AM   #24
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