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11-12-2002, 12:32 PM

this post is no lie or made up story. it is not to make fun of hondas either.......

my friend drives a big brown rapist 86 chevy van with a 350ci in it.
it's the work van for roofing and is totally filled with crap and tools. coming down main street in monroe we come to the stop light in front of that plaza with dunkin donuts on the right. there is a right turn only lane and a lane to go straight. this 1995 body style civic with hood lights and coffee can exhaust pulls up in the right lane. i have quite a nice view of the dead serious driver revving the engine a little, hinting that he is gonna cut us off and get ahead. the light turns green. my friend floors it cuz he hates hondas with a passion. i watch this late 20's hispanic man shift like he has never shifted before. there is enough room for 2 cars for about 80 feet or so. honda must have figured he would get ahead of the old van. he dropped a car length off the start, which is about 1/2 a van length. i was cracking up. friggin honda couldnt get by an 86 van with 3 people and 1000 lbs. worth of tools and equipment. chris has also beaten 2 other hondas in his swwweeet rapist van.

ebpda9 · 11-12-2002, 01:32 PM

lol dude.

11-12-2002, 04:07 PM

Kyle · 11-12-2002, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile

11-12-2002, 05:12 PM

beware of the rapist van

94_AcCoRd_EX · 11-12-2002, 05:34 PM

Haha that's great

11-12-2002, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by firstgeardude
beware of the rapist van

true dat!

ebpda9 · 11-12-2002, 09:16 PM

i guess i figured out why the civic lost: the exhaust gases returned back to the engine to ask for directions, when they saw the big hole at the end

VR4_Craver · 11-12-2002, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile

11-13-2002, 09:51 PM

I beat the honda felt bad. Funny

GT40FIED · 11-15-2002, 04:01 AM

So does your friend try and lure children into his van with promises of candy? Hehe. Even if he does, that's a sweet kill.

*Addict* · 11-17-2002, 02:14 AM

THe Rape-mobile strikes again...

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
So does your friend try and lure children into his van with promises of candy? Hehe. Even if he does, that's a sweet kill.

LOL...

11-17-2002, 09:17 PM

ShEaNy · 11-17-2002, 09:25 PM

lol my dads van (when i was driving

) took a prelude all the way to 3rd gear then it flew by finally..

11-17-2002, 11:56 PM

what van was this?

ShEaNy · 11-18-2002, 07:14 PM

98 Astro..4.3 Vortech...

about 200 pounds of torque i think

ford50forlife · 11-22-2002, 12:01 AM

hehe sounds like the JEEP and that NOs h22a prelude LOFL

11-12-2002, 12:32 PM	#1
SVT Cobra Posts: n/a	86 Chevy 30 Series Van VS. Sweet 95ish Civic this post is no lie or made up story. it is not to make fun of hondas either....... my friend drives a big brown rapist 86 chevy van with a 350ci in it. it's the work van for roofing and is totally filled with crap and tools. coming down main street in monroe we come to the stop light in front of that plaza with dunkin donuts on the right. there is a right turn only lane and a lane to go straight. this 1995 body style civic with hood lights and coffee can exhaust pulls up in the right lane. i have quite a nice view of the dead serious driver revving the engine a little, hinting that he is gonna cut us off and get ahead. the light turns green. my friend floors it cuz he hates hondas with a passion. i watch this late 20's hispanic man shift like he has never shifted before. there is enough room for 2 cars for about 80 feet or so. honda must have figured he would get ahead of the old van. he dropped a car length off the start, which is about 1/2 a van length. i was cracking up. friggin honda couldnt get by an 86 van with 3 people and 1000 lbs. worth of tools and equipment. chris has also beaten 2 other hondas in his swwweeet rapist van.

11-12-2002, 01:32 PM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lol dude. __________________

11-12-2002, 05:34 PM	#6
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11-12-2002, 09:16 PM	#8
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	i guess i figured out why the civic lost: the exhaust gases returned back to the engine to ask for directions, when they saw the big hole at the end __________________

11-15-2002, 04:01 AM	#11
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11-12-2002, 05:12 PM	#5
firstgeardude Posts: n/a	beware of the rapist van

11-13-2002, 09:51 PM	#10
Bnoc Posts: n/a	I beat the honda felt bad. Funny

11-17-2002, 09:25 PM	#14
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 40 Posts: 3,821	lol my dads van (when i was driving ) took a prelude all the way to 3rd gear then it flew by finally..

11-17-2002, 11:56 PM	#15
firstgeardude Posts: n/a	what van was this?

11-18-2002, 07:14 PM	#16
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 40 Posts: 3,821	98 Astro..4.3 Vortech... about 200 pounds of torque i think

11-22-2002, 12:01 AM	#17
ford50forlife 4th Gear Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: CONNETICUT WOOT! Age: 41 Posts: 619	hehe sounds like the JEEP and that NOs h22a prelude LOFL __________________ 2640lbs with full tank minus me w/ 302cid check out the crustang and 88 cherokee @ www.cardomain.com/id/ford50forlife

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