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Racing Rice · 09-26-2005, 09:54 AM

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself.
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible.
55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Show up naked, or plan on getting naked at some point in the day. (revised for Chris)
2. Fix him something to eat.

*ChrisCantSkate* · 09-26-2005, 10:12 AM

im not picky, she dosnt have to shopw up naked, as long as thats in her plans while she's over.

IALuder · 09-26-2005, 10:58 AM

lol, nice.

Racing Rice · 09-26-2005, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
im not picky, she dosnt have to shopw up naked, as long as thats in her plans while she's over.

Done.

09-26-2005, 09:54 AM	#1
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	Refresher, How to keep a relationship happy. It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself. 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself. 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes. 54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible. 55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she makes. HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY: 1. Show up naked, or plan on getting naked at some point in the day. (revised for Chris) 2. Fix him something to eat. __________________ Racing Rice Last edited by Racing Rice : 09-26-2005 at 11:50 AM.

09-26-2005, 10:12 AM	#2
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	im not picky, she dosnt have to shopw up naked, as long as thats in her plans while she's over. __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

09-26-2005, 10:58 AM	#3
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	lol, nice. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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