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08-31-2004, 01:31 PM | #1 |
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Car Sales
ok, as everyone knows, I have had my Mustang up for sale for the past 2 or so weeks now.
I thought I'd share this with you b/c it made me laugh till my sides hurt and I'm giggling just thinking about it now. So, I some person calls my cell yesterday wanting to see the car. I told them fine, I'll meet you So, I meet these ppl and they are the most white trash rank lookin ppl I've been that close to in a looooooooong time. They're your classic tank top, torn off jeans at the knees 'dad' looking character with BO that'll knock you out from 50 feet away, shoeless, disheveled hair, 80's one-peice sundress mother looking character & I'm pretty sure there was dirt on her face, carrying a screaming, dirt caked, child in only a diaper and feet that appear to have not EVER been washed, then 2 teenagers, one male, one female- male with a buzz cut, collar T-SHIRT with holes in it and jeans from a goodwill sale bin, female in ripped up 80's shorts and tank top with no bra and also with disheveled hair and a lisp due to her recently pierced tongue (from what I could gather). They wander around and inside the car and under the hood like they know what they're looking at and the 'dad' character is wallering around on the pavement around and under the car, making various, random, (and VERY INCORRECT) assumptions about the car. I had to turn to keep from laughing at all of them. They asked me various, ridiculous and completely unrelated questions like "how old am i?" as if that mattered, but I answered with 23, my age, then directly after that they asked if I bought the car new. Now, lets do some math here... I'm 23, the car is a '95... Ya, I bought the car when I was 14 and had it sitting around for 2 years till my 16th b-day GENIUSES! They came to the assumption that they'd found a "better" 6-cyl. convertible... and left. Then they called me just now to ask if my husband is a fireman and if I owned a mustang. AFTER ALL THAT!!!! I said, no my FATHER is a fireman and you saw my mustang YESTERDAY! He didn't recall it once more but said he'd call me back. I'm hoping he forgets to do that too. Skanks.. |
08-31-2004, 01:47 PM | #2 |
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Yeah! God damn poor people! How dare they not have any money for nice clothes and necessities?!
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08-31-2004, 06:20 PM | #4 |
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I dunno? My guess is-someone in the family had a car accident and was paid off or one of them won at bingo and/or the lottery.
I'd be happy for them trying to get a nice car- but ppl like that, you know they're just going to tear the s h i t out of it. Course, doesn't matter if its my car they're tearin the shit out of, long as the check clears |
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Jesus Christ Quin...how the fuck did you get so shallow since you returned to the board? You weren't like this before.....
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08-31-2004, 06:54 PM | #6 |
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See Rob...yeah she was. I don't know how you didn't notice before but she was.
Remember her fight with other Rob? Not absolving him of any guilt in that but still. Very shallow, childish fight it was. |
08-31-2004, 07:14 PM | #7 |
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Dammit, I'm not being shallow, I'm not laughing b/c they were poor, I don't even know if they were! I'm laughing b/c they were so dumb
For all I know, they had money- the car they drove up in was pretty nice... Maybe they just choose to ignore basic hygiene? |
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Nope...no shallowness going on there...my bad
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08-31-2004, 07:30 PM | #9 |
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I was just painting a picture for you...
sprinklin a lil fairy dust, if you will... |
08-31-2004, 08:17 PM | #10 |
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If you'll notice, your paragraph about how they looked was longer than your description of what they actually did. Now, unlike many on this board, I'm in the unique position of living within 20-30 minutes of the Kansas/Oklahoma border so I can tell you this: aside from the Native Americans, 99.5% of people living in Oklahoma are pretty much white trash. Some just have more money than others. By the way you described these regular folks with such contempt and malice, I'm guessing you don't make up the other .5%. Seriously...I once talked to a guy from Oklahoma driving a brand new Cadillac and wearing a nice suit who used no less than 4 prepositions in one sentence. And yes, you're being incredibly shallow and materialistic. So they don't have as much money than you? Who cares? They don't dress the way you like or act the way you like? Who cares? I don't. Also, don't treat a Mustang with a body kit and exhaust like it's the end all be all car. Who cares if they "tear the shit out of it"? It's a MUSTANG with a BODY KIT. Put it out of it's misery.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
09-01-2004, 08:37 AM | #11 |
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i'm shallow and i'm laughing inside my glass house...
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09-01-2004, 08:41 AM | #12 | |
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Um, it's called reading. Top to bottom, left to right-group words together to form sentences. I've already stated I didn't care as long as the check clears. |
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09-01-2004, 10:05 AM | #13 |
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i live in florida and I work at circuitcity and I deal with people who smell like they just climbed out of the dump, worse BO ever but a good amount of them are the nicest people I've ever talked to...granted you get the complete asshole who cant spit a sentence out without saying damn or fuck...but doesnt that hold true for "rich people" hell I've dealt with some guys in suits, are business oriented but smell like complete ass..
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Oh man...I love being condecended to by a shallow materialistic whore. Do it some more...despite the fact that I'm better than you.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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09-01-2004, 07:04 PM | #15 |
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hmmm... ok... if you want to attempt to square off with me, next time at least take the time to hit the SPELL CHECK
I'll give you a free one though- it is "Condescended" |
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Yeah...I'll remember that the next time I stumble out of bed hung over and try to pretend to care what you think. Oh well, at least I got the important word right...whore. And if we're going to talk grammatical errors, I could have field day with just what you've posted in this thread.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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Lotta fightin in here. I'm white trash, and pretty damn proud of it. As for miss girlracer, what the hell is your problem? I can't believe what you wrote. I thought people were only that shallow in movies. Just because you may dress with the times and people might think your pretty, don't E-V-E-R think that you are better than the next person. Damnit you piss me off!
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09-02-2004, 01:00 AM | #18 |
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well, what do they have against deodorant?
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09-02-2004, 01:36 AM | #19 |
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Oh fucking christ...no...just...no. Shut up. Your mindless ramblings do nothing but make you look worse and worse and more like a narcissistic bitch. It's like you live in a world of cognitive dissonance where you know you're wrong but plow forward thinking that since it's what you think, it has to be right. This is becoming insanely pathetic. It's a wonder you and Rob didn't get along...you two are exactly alike. You both like to think you're better than everyone and fuck anyone who doesn't see it your way because they're obviously not as good as you are. Do yourself and all of us a favor and let this thread die.
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