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DsBlu01CivEX · 11-18-2002, 12:45 AM

Santa's Helpers:

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, whileboth the male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till afterThey give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,had to be a girl.We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost

11-18-2002, 12:45 AM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 45 Posts: 2,542	Finally the truth about Christmas.... Santa's Helpers: REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, whileboth the male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till afterThey give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,had to be a girl.We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike Last edited by DsBlu01CivEX : 11-18-2002 at 12:50 AM.