Hahaha.. when i was about 10 years old or so we had a female dog named Sheba. Anyways, Sheba was in heat at one point and i was playing on the ground outside when all of a sudden she started trying to hump me.(?!?) So about 2 days later i had a friend over and i knew Sheba was still in heat. So i told my 'friend' to crawl on the ground... And there was Sheba, all over him like flies on s***!! The look on his face was so priceless

I'm evil...