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Funny Joke I heard Last Night!

Guy is sitting at a bar, and a good looking girl walks by, and he turns and says "Hey Lady! Tickle your ass with a feather?"

She says, "Sure" and they leave together..

Next night, the same thing happens, good looking girl walks by and he says "Hey Lady! Tickle your ass with a feather?"

She says, "Sure" and they leave together

By the third night the bartender is amazed and he says "Hey man, what do you do if they get offended?" the guy says "Oh, I just repeat myself but say "Typical Nasty Weather?" The bartender is like "Dude your a genious" Well a few hours go by before the next good looking girl walks by, and by that time the guy is WASTED.... as she walks by he turns and goes "HEY... Lady... Stick a feather in your ass?" she turns and says "What did you say!?" he replies.. "F*ckin rainin!"