[mylittlecivic]

Rice citation
you are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you
Color: Make: Model:
location: Time: Date:
The described then and there commited the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto matience:
*exhaust tip larger than muffler outlet
*muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping
*toyota supra spoiler on something other than a supra
*stickers for products the car isnt equipped with:
- Eibach - Flowmaster - NOS
- Other
*ridiculous stickers covering the vehicle
*Incorrect badging:
VTECH badge on a car not so equipped
Type R sticker on a car not so equipped
Trim level badged as: when trim level is actually:
*vehicle is lowered by cutting springs
*vehicle is lowered without camber correction kit
*Other


Failure to respond to the violation as charged shall be considered an admisson of liability and many judgements will be made against you in the name of bad taste.