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Patience
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking."
He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He got closer
to the car and saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a
computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked to the car and knocked on the window. The young man lowered is window...
"Yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing toward the young woman, the cop asked, "And her,
what is she doing?"
The cop was totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night
and nothing obscene happening!
"What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 22, sir."
"And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and said, "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes"
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Racing Rice
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