[C's 94 InTeGrA]

1.Good: Your wifes not talking to you
Bad:she wants a divorce
Ugly: Shes a lawyer

2. Good:Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

3. Good: your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies in there
Ugly: You're in them

4.Good: Your husband and you agree no more kids
Bad: You cant find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter took them

5.Good: your husband understands fashion
Bad:Hes a crossdresser
Ugly: He looks better than you do

6. Good: You give your daughter the birds and the bees talk
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

7. Good:your son is dating someone new
Bad: Its another man
Ugly: Hes your best friend

and the last good bad and ugly
8.Good: Your daughter has a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
WAY UGLY: she makes more money than you

Chris's 94 Teg