AND PLEASE PLEASE!!!... and i know all of you guys do this...
do not!!!! tell your girlfriend... how you saw your exgirlfriend... or someone that youve had sex with prior to our relationship.. in a store,work, school.. or anywhere.. and had a conversation with her or that it made u have flashbacks about having sex with her.
also!!! when your girlfriend asks you " why do u keep talking about her? do you want her or something?" do not reply with.. " she wouldnt go for me anyways.. she likes guys who have big d*cks.. or .. she likes guys who gel their hair.."
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BC THAT JUST MAKES US WANT TO TAKE A BAT TO YOUR FOREHEAD!!! and trust me.. I GOT THE POWER!
also.. do not tell us a story 43 times.. and on the 44th.. change the ending with.. and "my friend JONNY had sex with the girl in the backseat" when 43 of the 44 times there was no "FRIEND JONNY" and we all know "YOU" where the one who had sex with the girl and changed the story on the 44th time out of guilt. bc you had to tell it to someone other then your friend of how u HAD SEX WITH A SKANK IN YOUR CAR AND UR GIRLFRIEND STILL HASNT CAUGHT ON...
guess what? whenever you alter the story using one of ur friends names after youve told us it until we know it by heart. PLease expect us to blame you for whatever.. "JONNY" supposedly did.