I just wish I'd be able to pull that off with a straight face.  I did get out of my last speeding ticket...somewhat.  I really wanted to get me for DUI

 ...but for once I hadn't drank that night (because I was driving).  And probably cuz I barely had a shirt on. wink wink!!  I was comin home from clubbin...and had my "club hooch" attire on.
