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		 didnt like that one eh? 
here's one for you simple folk. 
 
#7 
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to 
Arlington National Cemetery.  All the air lines were booked 
and there were no other planes available.  Someone came up 
with the idea of using a helicopter.  It arrived at five 
a.m.  The newspapers reported the incident with "the whirly 
bird gets the urn". 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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