ok im going to bed at a reasonable time tonite.... so you get #5 early.
In the city of Moscow, there lived a communist named Rudolph. One day the weather suddently turned terrible.
"Goodness", exclaimed his wife, "snow."
"No," said Rudolph,"it's rain!"
"I still stay it's snow," yelled the wife.
"Look,", he insisted,"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
