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		 An Irish housewife is at home, being a homemaker, while her husband is away working at the Guinness factory. 
 
When she hears a knock on the door. 
 
Upon answering the door, she sees it is two of her husband’s friends and co-workers. 
 
“Mary,” says the first co-worker, “I’m afraid we have some terrible news. You see, there was an accident at the factory today, and your husband fell into a vat of the Guinness.” 
 
“My God!” Exclaims Mary, “will he be alright, how badly is he hurt!?” 
 
“Well,” says the co-worker, “the fact is Mary, he didn’t make it, he drowned.” 
 
“No!” Sobs Mary. “Please, tell me it was at least a quick death, and painless?” 
 
“Well, you see, the thing of it is Mary, he got out three times to pee.” 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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