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		 How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool on a hot summer day? 
 
Blow a whistle and say, "Everyone out of the pool, please!” How do you get 20 Americans out of a pool on a hot summer day? Blow a whistle and say, "For your own good and the safety of others, stay in the fucking pool!” 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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