[IALuder]

I walked into a local sports bar about quarte till 10 pm last night. I sat down next to this hot blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 o'clock news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
This hot blonde looked over at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
I said, "You know, I bet he will."
She replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
I placed $50 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as this super hot blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $50 to me, saying, "Fair's fair.
Here's your money."
I told her, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
I took the money off the bar and left.....