[Wren57]

So a few nights ago my girlfriend had a really big party in which I drank a liter of crown in about 2 hours and barely maintained conciousness before passing out around 3... we were sitting on the beach last night talking and I wrote a little song about it. Gotta think of it to a slow country/blues beat. I think it'll make it to #1!

had my whiskey and i put it down
just before i fell and hit the ground
havent felt this drunk in quite a while
just from seeing her smile

she only loves me when im passed out
on the floor, the bed, or on the couch
I know that there is no doubt
she only loves me when im passed out

she tucks me in around 3 or 4
says she'll be back as she walks out the door
I close my eyes and wait on my girl
Because at 5 we'll give it a whirl

and even though,
the next day I won't know...
she really loves me when im passed out
can't complain thats what she's all about
i'd see a smile form upon her mouth,
if I wasn't passed out

yeah, this song isn't serious at all, I just found it funny as did some girls at work...

And just so I don't get any TTIWWP posts... heres one of me and my brother doing what we do best, and one of me passed out. I remember neither picture.