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Old 07-15-2006, 10:00 AM   #1
GT40FIED
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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Mice are tenacious little fucks

So tonight one of my cats caught 2 mice within about 3 hours. He was a busy little fucker. The first one was dead upon arrival so I gathered the broom and dustpan and tossed him in the trash. The second one, however, was more of a suprise. I came across it pretty well taken apart with what I can only assume was lung about 3 feet away from him. I have a limited knowledge of mouse anatomy, but it was arout the size and shape of a kidney bean. Still, when I went to deliver this mouse to the same fate as the first, it was still twitching. Wow. How many humans would survive being torn apart with a lung lying halfway across the room? Not many, that's how many. I felt bad since I'm not a big fan of killing any living thing besides humans...but I figured that the mouse didn't have much time to live anyway. So yeah...that was my night (minus the drunkeness that ensued). How about your fucks?
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