Hahaha another great post Derek.
An old roommate had a cat which I caught drinking outta my glass on the coffee table. I chased the fucker for a good 1/2hr before catching him, then locked him in the storage room and turned the lights out for an hour or so.
The fucker still had the last laugh, shit all over the walls.
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Gestating with all the other rats
Nurse said that my skin will need a graft
I am of pock-marked shapes
The vermin you need to loathe
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