In grade six this farm kid brought a tin of snuff to school. He was passing it around and my goofball friend called Monkey at the time figured he'd try it out with the rest of us.
Takes the biggest pinch I've ever seen, puts it in his mouth, chews it about three times and swallows the whole dip. BWAAHAHAHA. Fucker puked for like five hours.
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Gestating with all the other rats
Nurse said that my skin will need a graft
I am of pock-marked shapes
The vermin you need to loathe
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