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A guy walks into the grocery market and as he's walking by a nice looking girl she says..
"Your barracks door is open"
He's not sure what she means so just plays it off non-chelante and says thanks.
A couple of minutes later he realizes that his fly is open...
As he is walking upto the checkout the same girl walks into the same line behind him...
He says...
"thanks for the heads up... did you happen to see the soldier standing at attention?"
she replies
"No I just saw a tired old verteran and his wrinkled duffle bags".
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