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And I don't mean on his face. That's right...he's one giant pussy. Why? Glad you asked.

I just saw some lame ass commercial (as opposed to all other commercials ) in which the Rolling Stones were playing a concert as the backdrop for some fucktard mortgage company. Immediately my eyes went cross and I became semi-comatose. Nothing is right about that. I don't know who to hate more...the Rolling Stones for agreeing to let their likenesses be used in the first place or the company for even thinking of asking them. Surely nothing embodies the rebellious spirit and counter-culture nature of true rock and roll like mortgaging your fucking house. I would suggest using The Who for a Pampers commercial (because 2nd only to mortgages in rock and roll heresy is having a bunch of fuck trophies running around), but The Who surely have a bit more conviction than that (even though their song appears at the beginning of those CSI shows...but those shows are awesome, so...over ruled). So here's to Mick Jagger's no doubt canyon-esque twat. May it keep him happy while his soul rots from the inside out. Rock on you frauds.