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*ChrisCantSkate* · 04-30-2005, 12:38 AM

got this in an email.. some new ones i havnt herd before. pretty funny

>> >> Redneck Medical Terms
>> >>
>> >> Benign.........................What you be after you be eight.
>> >>
>> >> Artery.........................The study of paintings.
>> >>
>> >> Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
>> >>
>> >> Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
>> >>
>> >> Cesarean Section...............A neighborhood in Rome.
>> >>
>> >> CAT Scan.......................Searching for Kitty.
>> >>
>> >> Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
>> >>
>> >> Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
>> >>
>> >> DC............................Where Washington is.
>> >>
>> >> Dilate.........................To live long.
>> >>
>> >> Enema..........................Not a friend.
>> >>
>> >> Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
>> >>
>> >> Fibula.........................A small lie.
>> >>
>> >> Genital........................Non-Jewish person.
>> >>
>> >> G.I.Series.....................World Series of military baseball.
>> >>
>> >> Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
>> >>
>> >> Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known.
>> >>
>> >> Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
>> >>
>> >> Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane.
>> >>
>> >> Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid.
>> >>
>> >> Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
>> >>
>> >> Node...........................Something ya knew all along.
>> >>
>> >> Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted.
>> >>
>> >> Pap Smear......................A slur against yer Daddy's honor.
>> >>
>> >> Pelvis.........................Second cousin to Elvis.
>> >>
>> >> Post Operative.................A letter carrier.
>> >>
>> >> Recovery Room..................Place to do re-upholstery.
>> >>
>> >> Rectum.........................Damn near totalled the pick-up.
>> >>
>> >> Secretion......................Hiding something
>> >>
>> >> Seizure........................Roman emperor.
>> >>
>> >> Tablet.........................A small table.
>> >>
>> >> Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport.
>> >>
>> >> Tumor..........................More than one.
>> >>
>> >> Urine..........................Opposite of "yer out"
>> >>
>> >> Varicose.......................Near by/close by

04-30-2005, 12:38 AM	#1
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	Redneck Medical Terms got this in an email.. some new ones i havnt herd before. pretty funny >> >> Redneck Medical Terms >> >> >> >> Benign.........................What you be after you be eight. >> >> >> >> Artery.........................The study of paintings. >> >> >> >> Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria. >> >> >> >> Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die. >> >> >> >> Cesarean Section...............A neighborhood in Rome. >> >> >> >> CAT Scan.......................Searching for Kitty. >> >> >> >> Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her. >> >> >> >> Coma...........................A punctuation mark. >> >> >> >> DC............................Where Washington is. >> >> >> >> Dilate.........................To live long. >> >> >> >> Enema..........................Not a friend. >> >> >> >> Fester.........................Quicker than someone else. >> >> >> >> Fibula.........................A small lie. >> >> >> >> Genital........................Non-Jewish person. >> >> >> >> G.I.Series.....................World Series of military baseball. >> >> >> >> Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on. >> >> >> >> Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known. >> >> >> >> Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work. >> >> >> >> Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane. >> >> >> >> Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid. >> >> >> >> Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates. >> >> >> >> Node...........................Something ya knew all along. >> >> >> >> Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted. >> >> >> >> Pap Smear......................A slur against yer Daddy's honor. >> >> >> >> Pelvis.........................Second cousin to Elvis. >> >> >> >> Post Operative.................A letter carrier. >> >> >> >> Recovery Room..................Place to do re-upholstery. >> >> >> >> Rectum.........................Damn near totalled the pick-up. >> >> >> >> Secretion......................Hiding something >> >> >> >> Seizure........................Roman emperor. >> >> >> >> Tablet.........................A small table. >> >> >> >> Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport. >> >> >> >> Tumor..........................More than one. >> >> >> >> Urine..........................Opposite of "yer out" >> >> >> >> Varicose.......................Near by/close by __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.