[IALuder]

Man Escapes From Prison Where He Has Been For 15 Years He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an
escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If
he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
love you" To which the wife responds: "he wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you too!!"