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GT40FIED · 01-26-2005, 03:48 PM

Well...the reason guys wake up with morning wood has nothing to do with sex. It's basically to keep you from pissing yourself at night. When you're hard, there's a small "flap" that covers the outlet of your bladder so urine can't be mixed with semen. Ever tried pissing with a hard on? It's a major pain. Thus you get the morning wood.

01-26-2005, 03:48 PM	#1608
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Well...the reason guys wake up with morning wood has nothing to do with sex. It's basically to keep you from pissing yourself at night. When you're hard, there's a small "flap" that covers the outlet of your bladder so urine can't be mixed with semen. Ever tried pissing with a hard on? It's a major pain. Thus you get the morning wood. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika